Naturally I have one solution — ɹǝpɐǝɹɟooɹd ǝɥʇ ǝɹıɟ. Unfortunately, he’s the only one who knows what shoe-box I keep the upside/down type fonts in, so it’ll be kind of rough going for a while. I’m going to have to dust off my old copy of “The Mac is not a typewriter,” and my old “Webster’s,” and try to bone up as well as I can.
Since there is no such word as “perforative,” I certainly hope there is no one out there who has actually assigned some kind of weird, rudderless meaning to what I wrote.
]]>I just erased several different perforative comments I wanted to make about aacom’s commenters who (deleted). Thankfully the Chronicle hosts a superior batch who practice Generosity.
]]>I do apologize for leaving the impression that your politics are the same as his. I realize they are very different, in fact I do agree with your positions most of the time. So, as Dear Abby used to say, “Beat me with a wet noodle.” The truth remains that you, and as I suspect, Mr. Scheie’s alter ego, are closely connected with the zoo over at the Dot Com; but that is the only connection I suggest, and none other.
So far as my feelings about Mr. Scheie and Ms. Higgins, I have a great disdain for all of the carpetbaggers on the council (Rapundalo, anyone?) and I hope they all just go away.
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• Ann Arbor Dot Com has a stated policy against their own posting of anonymous comments from political officeholders and candidates. They claim to monitor, and enforce that policy, probably by identifying IP addresses.
• This is my own opinion, I have not the resources to prove it, but I suspect that Mr. Scheie is a regular, longtime, and ongoing contributor to the Monkey House of commentary at Ann Arbor Dot Com. I base this conclusion on writings from his website that look suspiciously similar to daily rants on the Dot Com, and one writer in particular, though I don’t recall the given name—it may be one of many. One similarity I find especially grinding is the use of the word “Liberal” as a perforative, of which Ronald Reagan was a master. Other similarities would be best left to an English professor—use of language, a turn of a phrase, a written accent as it were. Then there is the involvement of Mr. Goldsmith; protecting one of your fellow monkeys Alan?
Let us hope the Dot Com sees this and has the guts to investigate. I may be wrong, and offer up a batch of Mea Culpas in advance, just in case, but I smell a rat . . . or a monkey
I will defend myself by simply saying that I’m playing by the rules, and I’m not running for anything. Oh, and by the way, Dave Askins for Mayor in 2012.
]]>1. He has a live website.
2. He shows up for debates.
Higgins is disrespecting the electoral process by doing not doing either.
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