UM: Hoke Headlines

Bill Shea writes a column for Crain’s Detroit Business about how the hiring of University of Michigan football coach Brady Hoke “is a headline writer’s dream — and possibly a nightmare for readers who don’t appreciate terrible puns and sports-page word-play.” The column includes a long list of Hoke-y headlines, and suggests creating a Brady Hoke Headline Drinking Game. “Every time you see one of these howlers, take a drink of your favorite adult beverage.” [Source]