Young female in UM game day garb, most notably maize-and-blue ringed-pattern knee socks. Responds to offer from tall, rotund scalper, who’s bellowing, “Anybody have extra tickets?”
She: “Will you buy my ticket?”
He: “I will buy extra tickets – how much you want for it?”
She: “300 dollars?”
He: “Heh, heh, heh.”
She: “Well how much would you pay?”
He: “Not that much!”
And then I was out of earshot.