A2: Crime
The Transcontinental Schlepp posts “Crimewatch: Brown Man Lures Public Out of Safety”: “Some poor Latino asks a parking attendant for help, ’cause his friend is injured in a soccer field nearby. Instead of helping the guy, she calls the cops, reporting that a “Hispanic man” speaking “poor English” tried to “lure” her from her car. (”Lure”? For real?) The bulletin goes out, and Ann Arbor residents are put on high alert.” [Source]