Locked up bicycle to hoop; ate dinner; returned to find a toothpicked American flag planted in my saddle. Not sure whether to count that as vandalism, or patriotism. [photo]
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Looks cool. Stick it on the handle bars.
Can’t it be both?
Seriously, the conflation of patriotism and vandalism covers a lot of what’s happening in American politics nowadays.
And, that bike seat with all the holes in it looks tempting.
My bike seat is solid so I was assuming that the vandal/patriot had pushed the toothpick through the fabric.