Temporary traffic sign at Miller & Spring reads: “velociraptors afoot.” [photo]
Miller & Spring
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Temporary traffic sign at Miller & Spring reads: “velociraptors afoot.” [photo]
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The link sends you to a different universe, apparently. No sure-footed reptilians.
My guess is that the sign is sponsored by the American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention.
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Forewarned is forearmed.
According to the ASVAP (Mike’s link), they’re sometimes seen in the Pacific Northwest. If someone could get a confirmed sighting (instead of just these warning signs), that would be evidence of an expanding range. Global warming?? :-)
I am deeply concerned that there are velociraptors lurking in our neighborhood. All evidence points to this conclusion. Unfortunately, these vicious creatures may be going undetected because of their close affiliation with local elected officials. Ann Arbor residents would be well advised to steel themselves against these invaders lest the collusion of velociraptors and politicians spreads a reign of terror and destruction to your neighborhood, too.
Relax! The Mayor says we don’t have a crime problem! So everything must be OK.