Swift & Broadway

Outside of Adrian’s T-Shirt Printery, a man picks through a cardboard box full of T-shirts – on the box, written in black marker: Free. Driver of a car stopped at the light asks the man if there are any large sizes. There are, but the light changes and the car moves on. Next to the box is another sign: Free Kittens. I go inside just to see some cuteness, but the kittens aren’t there yet. Despite my protests – I don’t want a kitten! – Adrian Cleypool writes my name and phone number on a calendar that already lists four other people to call on May 31, when the kittens will be 5 weeks old. Effective marketing.